Perrplexed
"The moment you realise that your bones are made from the same dust as the planets, your lungs are breathing the same air as the migrating butterflies; is the moment you realise you are not as broken as you think you are. You are full of the world"
Perrplexed
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"There were no sex classes. No friendship classes. No classes on how to navigate a bureaucracy, build an organization, raise money, create a database, buy a house, love a child, spot a scam, talk someone out of suicide, or figure out what was important to me. Not knowing how to do these things is what messes people up in life, not whether they know algebra or can analyze literature."
William Upski Wimsatt  (via perfect)
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datagoddess:

This is a good reason to always carry sidewalk chalk in the car.
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teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY
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reoffend:

My bath bomb decided to turn my bath into a Van Gough painting
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blissdaisy:


Johnny Depp making grilled cheese sandwiches with an iron.


Benny & Joon!
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de-pressedflower:

tbh ive been waiting all year to reblog this 
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shantrozay:
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aunteeblazer:

this isnt fair 
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mandaveronica:

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